ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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