Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
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I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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