If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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