Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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