I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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