they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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