Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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