Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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