my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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