If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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