At least make sure they are 18
Why
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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