theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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