Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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