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• (425): View more from Washington

  my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"

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• (518): View more from New York

  I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.

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