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  my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.

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• (714): View more from California

  You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.

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• (916): View more from California

  I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building

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• (415): View more from California

  While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?

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• (310): View more from California

  One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.

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  His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.

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  You are always hiding in a closet though??

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.

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