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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.

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  Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (713): View more from Texas

  just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.

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• (631): View more from New York

  If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Fuck me I smell like cheese

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