Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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