Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.