i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...