Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Semen is not good for contacts.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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