every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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