ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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