He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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