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My girlfriend figured out who you are.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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