their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
When are your genitals available?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
