As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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