Bisexual people are plain selfish.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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