Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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