Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it's great music for shaving your balls
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
