that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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