I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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