Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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