This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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