I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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