Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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