Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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