He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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