i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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