Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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