Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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