bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I bet he comes in French.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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