He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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