Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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