I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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