i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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