do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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