you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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