We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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