Please, let me fuck your mom
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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