just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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