Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She made me pour olive oil on her.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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