It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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