How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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