She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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