Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Randomize
