shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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