Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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