I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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