Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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