office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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